Welcome to the earthly portal for the Space Is Dirty universe. Don't get us
wrong, it's the same universe, but it's far, far away. This portion of the
universe may seem weird at times, but bear with us, for we were once earthly
sons that wanted to be free. On a chance encounter with fate, we hitched a ride
on the hospitable ship Graviton, only to find ourselves amongst beings who
shared the same goals as us. Life is an adventure, so hop on our ship and
let us show you the wonders of our time. Suit up, check those Vincent brand oxy-gene
gauges, lace those boots up tight, engines are go.... LIFTOFF!